I am happy today.
I just am.
It was a good day.
I'll be happy till it's undone.
It's enevitable that it'll be undone.
Always is.
"Never again".
That's what is said everytime.
Well, the last 2 times.
It'll be said again.
Thanks for not ruining the moment by saying it then.
Change of topic.
I spent an hour and a half on a diary entry yesterday, the computer deleted it.
It was just kinda like %%diary-queenquail%%'s lists thing.
Actually, it was based on that.
Which was based on %%diary-laura-aka%%'s one.
First base...
Second base...
Third base...
What do they mean?
Stoopid Americans...
No offence or nothing to my American buddies.
I wanna put this song in here coz it's a classic.
Classic.
Guess I should warn you that it is rather... erm... tacky and offensive.
Though so fucking hilarious.
It has the word 'fuck' in it lots.
Kinda obvious from the title.
I have no clue why I like this song.
Though it is amusing.
Fuck her gently by Tenacious D
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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So funny.
So amusing.
Teeheehee...
Felling happy...
And floaty...
And guilty for not having urges.
I should wanna cut...
But I don't...
I should...
Maybe I will for the hell of it...
No, that'd be pointless and dumb...
Besides, Jared threw my blades in a gutter...
I gave them to him coz I couldn't very well keep them and I couldn't throw them away myself.
You ever tried throwing away your best friend?
That's what it would've been like.
that's what it was like.
He threw away my best friends.
Sad.
My best friends were some plastic and some gas and some metal...
Anyone know any websites with SI pics?
The only ones I know are the ruinyourlife.com photo gallery and a couple of people's personal ones.
I like looking at them, makes me less triggery.
Triggery.
Funny word.
So if anyone knows any lemme know, will ya?
I don't use them as inspiration.
I don't need inspiration.
Laura and I sung "scotland the brave" while we were going through town.
It is the scottish national anthem.
"Hark when the night is fallin', here here the pipes are callin'..."
Etc.
Et cetera.
Lauren.
L. N. M.-N.
Those are my initials.
"Lookin' fine, dancing the columbine, lookin' good like I knew that I would."
That is the jingle from an old pantyhose add.
I am wearing pantyhose.
I like pantyhose.
Bowling for Columbine is a very good movie.
Pantyhose is comfortable.
I am wearing pantyhose with my hair in pigtails.
Teeny-bopper.
"I let my hormones get the better of me"
And there goes the undoing.
But I know it meant nothing.
Never does.
Does it?
Nope.
Go the hormones!
*Sarcastic*
Helloooooooo testosterone
Man juice.
The thing that makes them kick lick and be obsessed with their dick...
I so need a new dude to like.
This one is -- literally -- going nowhere.
Dunno if I can help it though.
Do you miss me?
Why'd you kiss me?
Now you're gonna diss me?
I'm down with that shit.
"You really need to get laid, you're turning into a hormone infected female."
Thanks?
Asshole.
But I don't care.
I'm hip.
I'm cool.
I'm with it.
Oh!!! He's being serious.
Time for the serioud face.
*Cracks up*
Flag!
FLAG
F-L-A-FUCKING-G
"Tut tut."
Bugger off.
Your mother copulates with raindeer.
Whoa fucking ho!
No cutting for 4 days.
Well chuck me on a bed and fuck me dry!
*Again with the sarcasm*
My happy mood is deteriorating.
I am getting pissed off.
Anyone wanna take bets on how long it'll take me to explode?
Pity I will've by the time you all read this.
How the fuck is Nick Podmore better conversation than Jared???
Ah well, life's a bitch and so am I.
I am writing for the sake of it now.
I was about to submit the entry before but I didn't.
Mmmmmmm... submission...
%%diary-cuffme%% is a good diary.
"Be an asshole or something, will you? I am running out of things to write in my diary"
Opps, too late, he's already an asshole.
No prizes for guessing who I am talking about.
Though you do get the 'thank you captain obvious' look.
Unless you're not here.
In which case you get 'thank you captain obvious' thoughts.
*Thinks thoughts for a bit then frowns coz her head hurts*
I am just being lame now.
Bye now.